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Hello, my name is Hans, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING.
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nice drawing! and also
what do you think of this story i wrote?
[narrator talking]
"this is the story about a 22 year old man named jack Trimble a bit of a good person and very lazy!"
"Danny what heck are you doing?" [he's mother say's]
[Danny say's]
"mother! get out of here! im trying to tell a story to my friend's!"
"well to bad; mister! your 35 years old! and you need act like it! [she grabs his ear and drag's him downstairs fades into the story when jack is shown doing different thing's like watch tv eating a sandwich watching internet video's all with a bored looking face when he say's]
"this is freaking boring! im 22 for god's sake! i.m going for a drive!"
[as jack put's on some new clothes he walk's out the door and locking it get's into his car and drives off there he see's a restaurant called spanking meat and decides to eat there he park's the car get's out of it and lock's it walk's into the restaurant he say's]
"for a place called spanking meat i thought it would be dirtier but o well!"
[the waiter say's]
"excuse my fine sir but are dinning by yourself? or with friend's and family?"
[jack say's]
"just by myself!"
[the waiter say's]
"ah very good sir the hostess will guided you to your seat or booth"
[the hostess ana walk's up to jack and say's]
"hello! my name is ana! and i will be your hostess this evening!"
[jack say's]
"you.ve got lot's of energy for hostess! i like that in women!"
[ana say's]
"how flattering! ok let's go!"
[as ana guide's jack can.t help but watch her ass going up and down as he tries not to get a boner his stick's his penis between his leg's witch cause's him to walk funny and ana asks jack what's wrong]
" is there a problem sir?"
[jack say's]
"um no! no problem what so ever! let's just keep walking!"
[as they made it to the seat jack sits down and ana say's]
"well ok then! i hope the seat is comfortable!"
[jack say's]
"don.t worry it feel's very comfortable!"
[ana hand's jack the menu's and say's]
"here are your menu's! and what would you like to drink?"
[jack say's]
"i will take a sprong with sugar"
[ana say's]
"very good choice sir!"
[ana goes to get jack's drink when jack opens his menu to see what he want's when he say's]
"hmmm i think i will get those hot wings!"
[cut's to two arsonist in the restaurant trying to burn it when one of them say's]
"why are we doing this again?"
[arsonist 1 say's]
"because the owner pinkertin to out huge polices on the place and once she get's the money will break into her house and steal all that cash so we can live as god's!"
[arsonist 2 say's]
"hmmmm makes since to me! let's light this bitch!"
[as they turn the gas on they walk up the stair case and lit a book on fire they threw the book near Furness and ran like hell out of the restaurant jack noticed the arsonist running weird and say's]
"weird people are weird"
[a cloud of smoke emanated from the basement jack smell's something from basement and open's the door and say's]
[oh my god! people of this restaurant! the buliding on fire!!! run!!!"
[as everybody mad it out in time jack call's the firemen to help put out the fire but as the firemen came to put it out it was already to late the restaurant burn to ground afterword's jack get's into his car and drive's home and say's]
"well that's one way to kill a mood anyway i.m going to bed!" [THE END!!! WRITTEN BY BFSTALL1]
"
what do you think of this story i wrote?
[narrator talking]
"this is the story about a 22 year old man named jack Trimble a bit of a good person and very lazy!"
"Danny what heck are you doing?" [he's mother say's]
[Danny say's]
"mother! get out of here! im trying to tell a story to my friend's!"
"well to bad; mister! your 35 years old! and you need act like it! [she grabs his ear and drag's him downstairs fades into the story when jack is shown doing different thing's like watch tv eating a sandwich watching internet video's all with a bored looking face when he say's]
"this is freaking boring! im 22 for god's sake! i.m going for a drive!"
[as jack put's on some new clothes he walk's out the door and locking it get's into his car and drives off there he see's a restaurant called spanking meat and decides to eat there he park's the car get's out of it and lock's it walk's into the restaurant he say's]
"for a place called spanking meat i thought it would be dirtier but o well!"
[the waiter say's]
"excuse my fine sir but are dinning by yourself? or with friend's and family?"
[jack say's]
"just by myself!"
[the waiter say's]
"ah very good sir the hostess will guided you to your seat or booth"
[the hostess ana walk's up to jack and say's]
"hello! my name is ana! and i will be your hostess this evening!"
[jack say's]
"you.ve got lot's of energy for hostess! i like that in women!"
[ana say's]
"how flattering! ok let's go!"
[as ana guide's jack can.t help but watch her ass going up and down as he tries not to get a boner his stick's his penis between his leg's witch cause's him to walk funny and ana asks jack what's wrong]
" is there a problem sir?"
[jack say's]
"um no! no problem what so ever! let's just keep walking!"
[as they made it to the seat jack sits down and ana say's]
"well ok then! i hope the seat is comfortable!"
[jack say's]
"don.t worry it feel's very comfortable!"
[ana hand's jack the menu's and say's]
"here are your menu's! and what would you like to drink?"
[jack say's]
"i will take a sprong with sugar"
[ana say's]
"very good choice sir!"
[ana goes to get jack's drink when jack opens his menu to see what he want's when he say's]
"hmmm i think i will get those hot wings!"
[cut's to two arsonist in the restaurant trying to burn it when one of them say's]
"why are we doing this again?"
[arsonist 1 say's]
"because the owner pinkertin to out huge polices on the place and once she get's the money will break into her house and steal all that cash so we can live as god's!"
[arsonist 2 say's]
"hmmmm makes since to me! let's light this bitch!"
[as they turn the gas on they walk up the stair case and lit a book on fire they threw the book near Furness and ran like hell out of the restaurant jack noticed the arsonist running weird and say's]
"weird people are weird"
[a cloud of smoke emanated from the basement jack smell's something from basement and open's the door and say's]
[oh my god! people of this restaurant! the buliding on fire!!! run!!!"
[as everybody mad it out in time jack call's the firemen to help put out the fire but as the firemen came to put it out it was already to late the restaurant burn to ground afterword's jack get's into his car and drive's home and say's]
"well that's one way to kill a mood anyway i.m going to bed!" [THE END!!! WRITTEN BY BFSTALL1]
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